…is fun and amusing. Try it the next time you’re abroad.
What if they turn around and piss all over your shoes?
I once puked on a guy’s shoes. Never surprise someone who is excreting something.
It is my experience that guys taking a leak in the ally seldom know where they are or have anything interesting to say.
If you are just looking for malicious amusement, better you should phone a cigar store to ask if they have Prince Albert in a can.
Ask a poor shlub with cups of coffee in both hands what time it is. At the critical time, say “never mind.”
Overseas the military uses what are called “piss tubes”. These are open-ended hollow tubes (usually shipping containers for rockets) stuck vertically in the ground for the purpose of relieving yourself. Sometimes they will have plywood approximately shoulder height screening three sides. When an officer would use a piss tube, the jolly enlisted men would make a point of walking near enough to salute him. Most officers would just smile or nod, but some would return the salute.
Um, well, ok… What you need to do is go out in public somewhere, whip out your willy, and pee away. Don’t really see why you would need directions for that.
Next: Lightingtool will direct pizzabrat how to pour piss out of a boot without instructions on the heel.
Hmm? What do you mean I should read the thread before posting? Never heard of such nonsense.