Ass flexing.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve figured out that I’m a freak today. I went running yesterday, so today my muscles are a little tight. And I can’t stop flexing my ass, really friggen hard, for as long as I can. It’s wierd, ya know that awesome feeling you get when you stretch your muscles the day after a run? Well, I am getting it from ass flexing, only it’s more intense and localized do to the nature of the ass muscle. I can’t do it while sitting though, I have to stand.

I’m a freak.

oh, and before the knuckle draggers start making comments, I’ll use the standard disclaimer. NurseCarmen is, in fact, a guy.

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I was here. I read this OP.

I leave now.

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I’ve been losing weight, and running, and my ass now does interesting things that it didn’t used to do before.

When flexed, my butt cheeks are kind of . . . pointy . . .

I gotta say, this weight loss thing is not all it’s cracked up to be. I’m losing fat in weird places, and retaining fat in weird places, and I’m really not at all sure that my body looks better than it did before. It just looks strange to me.

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Arse flexing is the buisness. That and calf flexing (lower leg, not young cows, sheesh). It allways amazes me quite how hard butt muscles can get when flexed, like two little bricks. I remember when young and schools still had corporal punnishment a teacher smacked me with her hand, I tensed my glutes and am sure she hurt her hand far more than her hand hurt my arse :slight_smile:

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Can we gay guys make those comments instead?

Can you pull a condom off when you flex?

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I could pull taffy with it.

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swoon

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Didn’t I see you on one of those World’s Strongest Man contests on ESPN pulling a semi-trailer?

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Well, sure, but Taffy never takes off his roller skates. :wink:

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Good one, AssKnot :slight_smile:

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I gots to know…was that a Freudian slip?
:smiley:

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Sorry, no, I just noticed the appropriateness of AskNott’s name when slightly rearranged.

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Man. This thread will be so embarrasing when it comes back to haunt me in my run up to the presidential primaries.

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I haven’t been able to work out as much after the kids were born, but I’m still happy my calves have four distinct musclegroups.

After I DID start working out, I spent waaay too much time playing with my pec flexing. Pity all the muscle ends just above my genetic spare tire.

[giggle]ass knot[/giggle]

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Somehow I can flex my pecs too, which is weird, since I’m 220#, not much of which is muscle.

(hijack: Homebrew renewed? :eek:, which is shock and not eek, and ;))

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I am a little weirded out by the ass flexing business, especially Podkayne’s, er, pointy cheek issue.

I’m mainly made of dough, but I have great calves. My mom caught me poking myself in the back of the left one the other day. Sorry, Mom. I was bored and it felt cool. ;j