Lean to left. Approach from right side. Verify. Repeat as necessary.
“Verify”?
Never mind, I think I just got the picture.
:eek:
It’s pronounced Ahz-Wip-Ay, dammit!
Waitaminute…are you saying you don’t verify?! How on earth do you know your ass is clean!? Good God, man, one wipe is almost never enough for me, and it’s not like I’ve got particularly wet “waste” either. Remind me never to touch your underwear… 
How do blind people ‘verify’?
by touch of course
i’m a stander, from the rear, exactly 8 blocks folded in half thrice, one wipe.
Seeing poop dog, of course.
I just stick the roll onto a cordless drill.
Too lazy to search, but someone else here said this:
- Take a square of TP
- Poke your index finger through the center of the square
- Wipe with your index finger
- Pull the TP square over your finger to clean your finger
For your reading pleasure.
People, we NEED to standardise our collective wiping technique.
and
No matter how much I wipe…
Both award winners in their own rights. 
Thoroughly.
So should you.
I’ve gotta bad back, (twisting aggravates the back) so I reach under and wipe. Also, I wad the tp. More surface area.
I don’t remember who, but (pun intended) another poster said that you know when you’re clean by friction. diarrhea not incuded. 
Biologically speaking, humans are the only animals that wipe.
With their hands, anyway.
It must be a design flaw.
By taste, silly!
Lift up the ol’ scrotum, and go in from the front.