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Israel: Arafat Payed Militant

I love the Pex-Heads at the AP. My favorite headline was when Tipper Gore was putting the star atop the National Xmas Tree right after Clinton lost the election. Headline:

TIPPER GORE TO TOP NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE FOR LAST TIME

Synchronity! This headline just now popped up on the AP newswire:

“Arkansas Obsessed With a Basketball Soap Opera; Black Couch Out, Says Racism a Factor”

—Doesn’t sound so much like racism to me as a decorating disagreement.