Astro, I'm calling you out.

a.k.a. The Euphemism Treadmill

Nah. The entire problem here is a whiny over-sensitive little bitch writing the OP. I mean, what a retard.

You’re Norwegians, all of you!

What?

Yeah, well you’re…uhh…self-contained!

Over reaction:

I have an autistic 11yo son that I love very much.

I’m not offended by such jokes and even I will laugh at them when they are funny.

For example: In the show South Park where Cartman acted like a retard so he could join the Special Olympics. I Damn near pee’d my pants from laughing so hard at that episode.

There is a way to separate the two. I’m not quite sure how to articulate it but I do it easily.

Call me an optimist, but when people like Astro make such jokes I REALLY don’t think for a second that he perceives mentally disabled children as lesser beings than anyone else.

Please, PLEASE tell me that “differently” abled is not becoming the standard. That’s just – dare I say it? – retarded.

You should get ahead of the curve, and coin the next phrase that will be needed, after differently abled becomes a rude phrase. Or, you could start using the term “d’abled” as a perjorative:

“Man, Guinastasia, the way you fell off those steps, you looked totally d’abled!”

"Please, don’t use that rude word! We like to say “specifically equipped”

I thought “specifically equipped” already meant something else?