I’m trying like hell to avoid work right now (got a bunch to do, and I just don’t wanna! :mad: ).
So I looked around my dormroom, and noticed that the sink is overflowing with food-encrusted dishes… many of them left over from last time I cooked for Astrogirl (a fact she’s sure to notice if I see her tomorrow when she comes home from Guam… and she’s sure to scold me about and call me “Lazy Boy” again…)
So I washed them! Good boy!
However, now I’m back at my computer, with SDMB open in one window, and cursed WORK open in another window… and I’m outta excuses not to do it (IE: things to clean). Anyone need a hand with anything? I do windows!
You can help me finish eating all of this Godiva chocolate and Ben & Jerry’s. No dishes required.
I’ve also got packing to do. Bleh.
I’ll gladly help with the packing! But you’re on your own with the chocolate and ice cream… I’m on a diet! I’ve decided that I need to become somewhat less huge before bikini season.
Don’t you know that a true gentleman would offer to help the lady finish her chocolate and ice cream so that she could look better by bikini season?
After all, I’m going to be a wild divorcee this summer…
That’s a point, I s’pose…
You gonna model your bikini for me?
you’re welcome to come and do my dishes. And vacuum. The floor is horribly sticky at the moment :(. Primaflora Junior made meringues and I do wish he hadn’t…
Actually, Primaflora, I like vaccuuming! It’s that ZOOM sound… I love it!
Yeah, basically, I’m a child…
You gonna protect me from the wrath of Astrogirl?
Of course! And besides, **Astrogirl[/b has no one to blame but herself! She DID model a bikini for me a few days ago… got me all worked up, and then flew to Guam without me!:mad:
sigh Horny and alone… story of my life!
From the look of your coding, I definitely say she got you all worked up. 
If you’re looking for work to do to avoid work, HyperKitty could use a good and serious brushing, now that spring is here. I took out some fabric to make a jacket, and lo and behold, there were dark hairs on the light fabric and light hairs on the dark fabric. Not to mention on the couch, the pillows, the floor, the computer desk, the lamp.
Damn cat’s gonna get a coating of shellac one of these days.
And yes, I know your story - wrote a few chapters myself, unfortunately.