Yeah, I’m talking to you, you country bumpkins. You of the “oh, we live out in the country, we don’t need no fences for our dogs” morons.
And of course you won’t spay or neuter them, because “that’d ruuun 'em”. So the poor things go out looking for love in all the wrong places and meet up with a semi or mini-van.
Then we all get treated to the sight of “Rover” while he lays on the side of the highway and decays in the 100 degree weather. What the HELL is wrong with you people? Don’t you have to drive by good ole “Ruff” every single day also? Don’t your kids see him? How can you just leave him there?
Do you have NO decency at ALL, anywhere in that tiny pinhead of yours? GAAAAAh, go smoke another joint and have some more moonshine, you backward green-teethed, inbred louts!!!