Fuck Spaying and Neutering Pets....

The BBQ Pit
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Goddamn it, I’m just going to spay and neuter my asseating cum guzzling fuckwhistle neighbors!

Ok, back story- I just had to have my beloved familly dog put down. He was the best dog in the world, and I miss him terribly. So it is concievable that I’m overly sensitive, but I doubt it…

Anyway, these donkey-fucking twatmonkeys who live behind me have had 3 dogs over the course of 2 years. All three have lived in this enclosure, distant from the house, and have stayed there the whole time. I called animal control on them for the last dog, who was left out overnight in rough weather several times.

Recently, they get another dog! (this one is #3). The cutest little chow/lab mix. This sweet little doggie is chained to the fence, with only tiny bowls of water to drink from. This little puppy is chained out there, with only a small crate for shelter. Plus, those slackjawed gibbering spunksponges will go outside and play on their swings, and never unchain the puppy! These suppurating hemorrhoids have a nice, big yard, where he could run around, but no, he’s got to be chained to the fence.

I called animal control again on them this weekend, as those weeping anal chancres left the puppy outside all day long, both days of the weekend while they were no doubt drinking themselves into catatonia on liquid sterno and Red Bull at some hillbilly family fuck fest. Animal control said they’d look into it, but there are no laws against not giving a puppy affection.

To the neighbors I say- You slimy maggot-infested syphilitic shit-stained cock-nozzles! What is the fucking point of getting a dog, one of the cutest little puppies I’ve seen in a long time, and then not even bothering to acknowledge its existence, or letting him in the house during a motherfucking thunderstorm!

If you don’t want the dog, I’ll take him, which will undoubtedly free up your busy schedule of pederasty, monkey shit fights, illegal fireworks, and NASCAR!

For the love of the good sweet lord, if you don’t want the fucking responsibility of a pet, then DO NOT GET A PET!

That does it, I’m just gonna hop the fence and take the dog. Gah.

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Good rant.

Take the dog. Please.

People like this are the lowest form of human. Wastes of oxygen.

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And I’m very sorry to hear about your dog.

:frowning:

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I’m a gonna get it for this…BUT.

FREE THE DOGGIES!!!

Just make sure they have places to go when you do. Good, loving homes with milk bones.

Power to you, Blanx.

And if someone gets it up their nose to stoop to ridiculing the idea of “Stealing someone elses pet” Forget it. Save that argument for defending someone who isn’t all those things that would put a domesticated animal out like that.

Thank you.

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Shit, I’ll just keep him. They’re too fucking stupid to notice.

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I’m sorry to hear about your dog, blanx.

Your neighbors are complete fucknuggets and don’t deserve to own a dog. Poor puppy. I can’t imagine the cuteness of a chow-lab puppy - I bet he is absolutely adorable.

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Blanx,
Sorry to hear of your loss. Also, sorry to hear about your idiot neighbors. I have had a few dealings like this and I understand the torment of watching this kind of negligence take place. I feel for you.
My neighbor had the cutest pup. It was stuck out without shelter and never got any attention. I petted it through the fence. One weekend she was going out of town and she asked me to feed him. I said sure. From that time on, I walked and fed him almost every day. I went on vacation for a couple of weeks. I asked her one day if she would like to sell him because I had a friend that wanted him. This was a lie. She said she would be willing to part with him because she really did not want to give him adequate attention. I then began aggressively searching for a home for the puppy. If I had not found one, I was going to take him to a no-kill shelter. I have three dogs already and two of them or quite old. All of that just to emphasize to you that I feel your pain.
I just don’t get why people get dogs or cats that they do not really want to look after. They truly suck. Idiots!

Why not ask them if they would like to either sell or give the dog away? Although, if it came up missing, that could make you a suspect.
Lucky for me, I was able to just get the dog out of the back yard at any time and care for it. That did give me some measure of peace.

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blanx, I’m sorry to read about your dog. How about freeing the puppy and taking him home? It’s not like your neighbours will notice or care. People like them drive me nucking futs. Why do people like that get a pet ferchrissake?

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A friend of my mother’s, who loves animals and has several cats, once stole a dog. This is a woman in her sixties. It was a black lab that she observed chained to a tree(about a four foot chain, without shelter or food, while the owners were away for the weekend.

It sounded like something out of a prison break movie. She watched the neighbors(of the dog owner) settle in for the night, waited for a while, and then crept up to the dog and untied it. She even wore dark clothes she said, and a scarf to hide her pale hair. The dog had no objection to going with her, so she walked it quickly down the street to where she had parked her car and took off. It was a black lab mix. She had it neutered and got it shots, then found a home for it.

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I’d just like to give you a 9.8 on that rant. It was a thing of beauty.

I’m sorry for your loss, and I would take the dog too.

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blanx, I’m sorry to hear of your loss. I hope to have a dog someday, and I hope I never have to make that decision.

And people like your neighbors should be chained to a fence outside for a week or two themselves. Preferably in February. In Buffalo.

Baker, your mother’s friend rocks! Not to advocate illegal activity or anything, but that is an awesome story.

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blanx sorry if I’m assuming something here, but do I get the feeling that you think your neighbour slightly less than worthy due to their treatment of their dog? I sorta get that feeling but I think you’re holding back. Maybe you should just come out and say it… It might make you feel better.

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My sister does exactly the same thing…not the good thing(rescuing animals from bad owners…she IS a bad owner)

In the last about 10 years she has had countless cats and several dogs…she gets them young then keeps them until they grow up and takes them to a shelter where they kill them then gets a new kitten or puppy

One dog she had she kept chained to a corn crib(other side from the house so she would not even have to LOOK at him) 24/7 for months at a time…he was a Rotweiler mix and the sweetest dog but if you tried to pet him he would shrink down like he was used to getting beat

Actually you guys might of heard of that dog…first it got shot by someone “unknown”(I am almost certain it was my BIL) twice in the head with a .22…when that didn’t kill him my sister gave him to someone in town…shortly after that he and another dog killed a small child…it was in all the papers a couple years ago

I am convinced that the way this dog was treated almost his whole life was 99% of the reason he went mad…I know one thing…the dog I petted over a year before would NEVER have hurt anyone

Unfortunately this barely makes the top ten of incredibly bad things she has done

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I’m sorry about your dog, blanx :frowning:

I think you should take your neighbour’s dog, they certainly do not deserve a pet. People like that piss me right the fuck off.

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The thing is, since you say this is #3 you have observed them with, odds are if you take this puppy, they will just run out and get another. Save one dog from a miserable life only to condemn another to it.

What you need to do is kill the neighbor.

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blanx–sorry about your dog and yes…GO GET THAT PUPPY!

Idiots like that don’t deserve a dog. They deserve something they could take better care of…like a pet rock!

IDBB

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I appreciate the sympathy folks-- my emotions on my own dog make being objective about the neighbor’s dog a weensy bit difficult.

Update- he wasn’t outside yesterday evening. What this means, I don’t know. I do know that if he’s out in the heat again, his fuzzy hide is mine.

And Princhester- I was holding back. Much of what I initially felt was unpronounceable in any form of human speech. :smiley:

I think SbS may be on to something.

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Wow, I think we can all agree on this one.

Rescue that poor dog and either keep it or give it to someone else who can take care of it.

If they decide to get another one, call…hmm, I think you can actually call the SPCA or Animal Control. I do believe there’s laws against treating animals that badly.

If there’s not, then you should be able to run a fairly reasonable dog-selling racket out of their backyard. :smiley:

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Nice rant, I agree.

Go liberate dem doggies. :smiley:

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See, LPN, I did call Animal Control, and the guy said that there are minimum standards for pet ownership, and so long as these slack-jawed troglodytes are meeting those minimums, there’s no legal recourse.