At least kiss me if you're going to knead my Danish like that

Confused:
“Man, differential calculus really kneads my Danish”

Appreciative:
“Whoah, awesome dude - that, like, really kneads the Danish”

Political:
“We will knead the Danish until they adopt a sensible policy on bacon exports”

Aggressive:
“Hand over your purse and jewellery or I’ll knead your Danish”

Professional:
“We have to synergise, pick the low hanging fruit, knead the Danish”

Educational:
“It is quite normal for teenagers to knead the Danish, you won’t go blind or insane”

Critical:
“Hardly surprising you came to that conclusion when all along you have been kneading the Danish”

All this talk about fondeling a danish (not to mention the tongue part) makes me want to move to the US…

Mangetout, I am in awe. I bet you’ve coined a few phrases in your time, haven’t you?

In my head, I keep hearing “knead my Danish” as part of the lyrics to Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin: “Knead my Danish till the cream runs down my leg …”

…can’t … resist …

When come back, knead Danish.

…oh, the shame… please, slap me again…

…and Sauron, who you needed to refer to a few posts up was Spiny Norman , of course