At long last love. Love for the octopus.


It’s like Love Story, except with octopi.

Ok, Otto. First it was sea monkeys, now it’s octopi. Is there something you are trying to tell us…? :smiley:

Yeah, great. Sacrifice some poor woman just so some old fart can get laid for once in his life.

Nature is cruel, cruel indeed.

Ah yes, The ol’ Octopus Money shot.

So, do I file this link under “Science Articles/Marine Biology” or “Porn/animals”?


Not just porn, but actual * tentacle * porn.

Oh my gosh!
That article’s got SO many sig possibilities!!!

After meeting the very fetching and slightly younger Aurora, he changed color and his eight arms became intertwined with hers.

Spermatophores were seen hanging from J-1’s siphon.

*His skin is eroding. His suckers have divots. *

The two remained intertwined for about eight hours. It’s possible that during that time when J-1 was exploring Aurora’s mantle with his many suckered arms that he passed his sperm packet to her

Wow. They forgot to mention J has a comb-over and wears a Members Only jacket

Thank you for starting this thread, Otto - I just didn’t know where to begin.

“I’ll use my mile card. I’LL USE MY MILE CARD!”

My guess is that nature is going to file a paternity suit and sue that dead beat J-1 for some child support money. Several thousand octopi don’t just raise themselves! (Oh, wait…they do.)

Then they should have been trying to hook him up with some sweet, sweet, invertabrate love several years ago, the bastards!

Psssssssst! Here’s the “packet”. You got the cash?

Well, I’m sure most males turn red after splashing white…oh, flashing white!

Oh, the good old days! Remember back when you had your own place? :wink:

What, kill another member of his species? That’s a good thing? :eek:

*Cuz the octopi in the hood are alwayz cool
You come cleanin’ that window and we’ll pull on yo tool
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said squit… * :stuck_out_tongue:

Well played, harmless! Eazy E (and Dynamite Hack) would be proud.

So much calamari, so little time. :frowning:

merci beaucoup
: bow :

Word to the cephalopods, yo.


Hmmm… Calamari…


Sushi lovers everywhere are drooling in anticipation.

This thread is half porno, half Lovecraft.

Hmmm…anybody feel like writing a scholarly analysis of Lovecraft’s influence on Hentai?