A better title would be at what weight should a lady put away the bikini
[QUOTE=Phlosphr]
One of my wife’s close friends is 49…she looks 24. She is gawked at whenever we got to the beach. I’m always kidding her with: “Nancy, when are you going to take one of these young bucks up on their flirtatious gawking???”
Her Response:
How do you know I haven’t already??? 
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Um, what beach is this?
scribbling down furiously