At what Biathlon would you excel?

Procrastination
and
I’ll think about the other one, maybe tomorrow

Book Shelving (in correct LC Call# order). Scoring based on time, accuracy, and efficiency of trips down the stack. Hm, or maybe Shelf-Reading instead of shelving.

and

80s New Wave Music trivia

Tears For Fears trivia and Super Smash Bros. (either incarnation, but I’m better at the N64).

There are two people in the world (well, four, but Roland and Curt don’t count) that may possibly know more about Tears For Fears than I (those two being KMK and Donyo, as if that means anything to anybody here). If my best friend Ben, who is also a, uh, devoted TFF fan, is with me at the time, we are undefeatable…provided, of course, that the questions are restricted to band-related material only. Neither of us obsesses over the personal lives of Roland and Curt as rabid fans of some celebrities seem to. I could tell you the names of their wives, and I can name Roland’s children, but that’s about it.

Smash Bros.? I kick ass at Smash Bros. Bring it.

Competitive metro riding and the hundred metre mosey.

Should have said: Competitive metro riding and Capitals of Countries.

Pop Culture Trivia (including Movies, TV, Comic Books) and… uhh… Hm…

Freestyle RPG Plotting, in which the competitors are given a number of random plot elements and must assemble them into a coherent and plausible narrative.

Running into doors and eating cookies.

Every damn time I get an injury it’s due to running into a door while sprinting through the condo, shrieking at the top of my voice, to avoid my husband’s tickling. I’m sure our neighbors love us. Also, since I run a lot (both in the house and as a sport because it’s one that doesn’t require too much coordination), I’m always hungry, and cookies are my favorite food group. Especially the homemade chocolate chip variety. :wink:

Extreme Organizing and Cooking with whatever is in the kitchen.

Maybe obvious to you – I was envisioning some sort of “target shooting” event…

Wanking into the bull’s eye? Sounds dangerous.

I was thinking maybe a distance competition. It’s all about windage and elevation.

It’s really not that dangerous, as long as the bull is properly restrained. Expect some protests from PETA, though.

I’m good at rubber-band target shooting, and staying awake a really long time.

eating ice cream

and

stinky farts

Preferably in that order as one begats the other.

Me for stacking up papers (height x frequency) and stubbing my toes (velocity x frequency).

Loafing in my easy chair
and
Finishing 10-12 page essays in two days, two days before they are due and still getting an A++++

For me its Video Game Playing and Sleeping. I get drunk off 2 beers.

My events are:

Spilling things

and

Giggling obnoxiously.

getting rid of the hiccups

and

Jude Law worship (not measurable, but worth mentioning)

Typing - I average 130 WPM when I am listening to a tape or reading from paper, and much faster in conversation.

Getting out of bed in the morning :slight_smile:

and Cooking whilst dressed strangely.