Or just stop pissing period!
This is why we are wrong!
The stoopit - it hurts my brain!!!
It’s easy to spot the flaw in that argument; we haven’t always been human. Back when my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was an amoeba, he hardly drank any water at all.
Honestly, if they can’t take these simple things into account, there’s just no point in debating them.
I’m very sorry. I’ll cease and desist all attempts to be logical from now on.
No more science for me! This heathen lifestyle just doesn’t make sense to my little peabrain. I’ve been saved.
Well, I’m convinced. The logic in that is so obviously impossible to refute!
:rolleyes:
Mommy, what happens when I flush the toilet?
The water disappears son. God (or LoveGod50) told me so.
That explains why it’s called fresh water.
:rolleyes:
I never piss on a parade.
Just don’t leave your Cheerios unattended.
Even easier – the story would only be valid if people didn’t piss.
And then there’s the math. There are 7 billion humans now. There weren’t 7 billion humans a century ago. Or two centuries ago. They’re using a single value for a changing variable.
Or a couple years ago even.
I suck at math, but since my reasoning is pretty good I can still see several flaws in their argument. But who’s counting?
But you have to admit its funny as feck!
Misconstruing the arguments of your opponents so you can mock them is called the strawman fallacy. It’s intellectually lazy and inherently self righteous.
Says you!
It figures you’d bring Hitler into this. Well I win the thread then.
Facetiousness runs in my family, but only on my great-great-etc.-grandmother amoeba’s side.
Someone once said the human race is just something water invented to move itself around. Maybe it was Douglas Adams.
Can we please expand the two-click NSFW rule to include epic stupid?
Just in case anyone reading here doesn’t realise, the linked argument is a parody, created by the folks at Landover Baptist. (linky)
I mean, there are creationist arguments like this, and equally as stupid as this, but this one is a joke.
Sometimes I think I have seen Teh Stoopid in all its forms.
Then I see something like that, and I realize that I haven’t.