:eek:
:mad:
:smack:
:wally
Esprix
So, is that like the five levels of grieving?
:mad: Anger
:rolleyes: Denial
:dubious: Bargaining
Depression
:wally
The fairy tales are infallible! Do not trust the lies of “science”!
Those who believe in the beautiful princess will be turned into royalty, while those who scorn her love shall spend eternity in the swamp!
Fairy tales say god created man
Scientists say it was evolution
I thought that fairy tales were evil and taught witchcraft and Satanism?
Stupid “scientists” and their “fairy tales” - everyone knows the magic man in the sky did it. Duh.
I think the one that ticks me off the most is:
“Christians aren’t perfect. Just forgiven.”
Spooky, I was just looking for new flame fodder on Jack Chick’s site and found this excerpt from How Life Began
I’d like to see one “scientist” who believes humans evolved from amphibians.
Kermit the Frog is outraged!
So, what, is God running a “Mammals Only” club or something?
Actually, the most smug, condescending and prickish button I’ve ever seen said:
Pompous, self-righteous asshole. :mad:
Esprix
Well, since it’s generally believed that life began in the ocean then amphibians evolved and were the progenitors of land based organisms … can’t you say we evolved from amphibians?
That’s horrible, IMO.
Figures though. Why believe in science-it hasn’t done anything at all for us…ever…:rolleyes:
Well, you can say we evolved from bacteria too, but you’re going so far back as to make the discussion specious. I suppose you could in theory track humanity back through the related humanoid/primate history, then through the related mammalia as a whole, then all of mammalia as a whole back to the adaption before that (I guess reptiles, more or less), and then to amphibians. However, the difference between a modern frog and a mammal is so different as to make the comparison worthless.
I guess it depends on your family tree… I’ve got some second cousins who look like amphibians were a lot more recent additions to their family trees.
Atheists strike back!
I got my sig line from a bumper sticker.
I always thought CRorex created life when he accidentally microwaved a lab specimen and performed bioassays on his coffee. 
No. Humans are not descended from amphibians. We share a common ancestor with amphibians in the form of tetrapods.
“Christians aren’t perfect. Just better than all of you homos and godless atheists and communists and hippies and hip-hoppers with your “pot” and “crack” and “smack”, and your sinful pimping of bitches and hoes, and all the muslims and feminazis and potheads and fuzzy-thinking liberalsand, ooh, the krauts and the frenchies, and the roleplayers slash witches slash satanists, and you can’t forget the people who don’t support our troops in this urgent crisis the nation is going through, and the adulterers and whores, and the pro-abortionists, and the wishy-washy sissies who oppose the death penalty, and that guy who tried to wipe his ass with the Pledge of Allegiance really deserves a special mention, and oh yeah, I almost forgot those “scientists” with their THEORY of evolution.”
Oh wait, that’s too big for a bumper sticker. Nevermind.