Blame someone else for the crappy weather this weekend.
I didn’t do a damn thing to cause it.
Didn’t wash my car, didn’t hang laundry outside, didn’t water the lawn, didn’t paint the house. I DIDN’T DO IT!
Just wanted to make that clear.
Too bad you can’t make the weather clear…
Heck, the sun’s out here.
Don’t rub it in. I’m starting to think that I’ll never see blue again…
Nope, not you, DAVE. It’s me. I had a tag sale planned for this morning. Dammit.