With the growing amount of unemployment here in the Chicagoland Area, There is a new wave of crime afoot: Little Boys that steal Womens Groceries :eek:
This is how it works
These little bastards (between 9-12 years old) will wait outside the Grocery store for some unsuspecting woman to come out carrying two bags of groceries (One in each arm)
As soon as she gets into the parking lot, one boy will run up behind her, reach up under her skirt or dress real fast, then snatch her stockings, pannies and whatever else she’s wearing down to her ankles then runs off. Her first reaction, after the surprise and shock, is to drop her bags in terror while reaching for the person that pulled them down. While she’s struggling to cover her private parts and pull her pannies up, several other boys will all run out, grab her groceries, then all run off in different directions while she’s hopping around screaming with the pannies in a knot :dubious:
These little deliquents need the exact same beating the Rodney King got out in California. If they are hungry, there are other way to get food… We have a very good Salvation army that feeds the needy on a daily basis as well as several organized Church groups that are more than willing to help anyone that needs it. I have no idea what kinds of homes these little bastards come from, but they definitely needs their little asses whipped… Badly!!! :mad: