Attention Spammers: No, I don't want your mother fucking stocks tips, either! (mild r

First it was penis and/or breast enhancement (sometimes in the same batch of spam), then it was Viagra and it’s many variants. Next up was any assortment of prescription drugs (whose names were occasionally spelled correctly). Now it’s stock tips.

Not just stock tips, but S.TO.ck T.ips, too!

Sweet Zombie Jesus, what’s next?

I would really like to cause spammer’s computers to explode everytime they send their payloads of annoyance.
That is all.

Carry on.

I got one yesterday imploring me to “Get the government out of health care.” The subject line was spelled correctly, which I’m actually impressed by nowadays… but the message itself was completely blank.

Maybe the government got out on its own?

Recently, a lot of spammers believe that I am desperately interested to know that voting machine stocks will rise. I’m not sure what else they want to tell me, as I delete those messages unread. But these days, I get about half a dozen spams just for the voting machine stocks alone.