[Note: this is not spam, because I am a moderator of this forum and I say it is a public service announcement.]
Stupid.com, purveyor of all things stupid, is giving away a free musical Star Trek watch with every purchase. I personally have no need of such an object, but it seems like there might be one or two people hereabouts who would find this offer of interest.
Enter “TREKY” in the coupon box before submitting your order.