Marines in Afghanistan have been told not to “fart audibly” in front of locals. Apparently, farting is permitted, it just must lack the thunder that makes it fun. I find it ironic that the locals are offended by the noise and not the lingering results of the gas.
It’s a good thing I’m not currently in the Marines, as I don’t think there’s anyway I could follow that order even if I wanted to.
No sir, that was not a fart, it was a…
