Stop using my name for your pathetic attempts to get attention! You’re only making things worse.
Furthermore, many of you are not even catholics but simple heretic scum. Those who abondon the true faith will not share my kingdom with me.
You are the damned. Verily yea have collaborated with the producers of tinned meats and have become like them, beasts among men.
Nemo?
I am surprised Jesus Christ does not have a webpage or e-mail address.
Around the house, I never lift a finger/
As a husband and father I’m sub-par/ I’d rather drink a beer/ than win Father of the Year/ I’m happy with things the way they are. -Homer (Epsiode 3G03)
No way.
Good! I really didn’t think so, but I had to ask.
Actually, Jesus does have a web page, check it out at www.jesuschrist.com
Pretty simple, eh?
Jesus Christ! Who is this guy?
Oh.
Sorry.
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Somehow I just knew that the Great Behind Invasion was gonna turn into a Mel Brook’s movie sooner or later.
I wanna play Rabbi Tuchmann.
JB
Lex Non Favet Delicatorum Votis
Don’t mind the boy.
He’s been a little moody ever since I let him get nailed to that cross.
Don’t mind me…
I just figured any thread with Jesus and God, I should drop by and see how the other half were doing.
Carry on…
Yer pal,
Satan
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Since your here, what does the H. stand for?
Wait nevermind, I’ll look up Cecil’s answer.
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
Forgive me Jesus and God, I’ve had a little trouble with the commandments…especially the adultery one. Blame it on Satan! He made me do it.
Can any of you fix me up with Sen. Barbara Boxer?
psycat, it stands for Hallmark.
Because He cared enough to send the very best.
So that’s why you let him bounce around on that pogo stick, with no helment.
… oh well…I guess you know what’s best…
Drat, Sly! I could’ve sworn it stood for “Help me spell “you’re” correctly!” Oh, well.
(Just taking advantage of the opportunity for a cheap joke.)
[insert very ironice blaspheme here], the H. stands for HAPLOID. sheesh. :rolleyes:
hehe, check out the smilies.
oops, that should be ironice, not ironice (which sounds suspiciously like a bit of architecture).
No it’s Harold.
“That was a hell of a thing.”
Our Father, who Art in heaven, Harold be thy name.
Okay. I know who Harold is.
Who’s Art?
A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago.
Wait a minute.
www.jesuschrist**.com**?!?!
J.C. is branching out into the e-commerce arena?! When’s His IPO, I want in on this action!