http://members.aol.com/Jesus316/index.htm
Too bad it hasn’t been updated since '96. But I LIKE it! I really really like it!
Huh, I always thought that the “H” stood for haploid (or Hallmark, I guess)
Hmm. No AOL ad banner on top. Make of THAT what you will.
Pfft. JC should have to pay for banner-free web space just like every one else. What kind of premium AOL service does he have anyway?
[sub]Friggin’ messiahs. Get all the breaks.[/sub]
I thought this was going to be the “Shower with Jesus” guy, but this appears to be an entirely different Jesus. How many Jesuses (Jesi?) are there anyway?
Well, this guy’s e-mail address is Jesus316@aol.com, so at least 316 of them.
I love the wacky links section. Just the idea of Jesus saying the word wacky gets me laughing. And I think the 316 is a meaningful number, you know, the John 3:16 guy and all.
Yes, bouv, hon, that was the joke:)
Oh, Christ, now I sound condescending . . .
And as to the “how many Jesuses are there?” . . . I seem to recall a Jesus Martinez playing baseball this past year, so . . . 
Dude, this is THE Jesus, as in, the Messiah, Jesus! HEhehee…guess he’s not doing too well, if he has to use AOHELL.
I’m going through the photos right now. Some of the captions are pretty good:
“Here’s a picture of my conception. (You won’t get that on other homepages!)”
“There was a sale at Sears. I still have 300 wallet sized copies of this photo in a drawer somewhere.”
“Here’s one of Me chasing the moneylenders out of the temple. I would have preferred if this picture had not be taken, but those darn paparazzi are everywhere.”
And my favorite caption:
“On the cross.
Ow.”
We should take the opportunity to ask Him what made Him weep when He was a baby.