The object of this game is to come up with a phrase, quote, or catch line in common use, that becomes funny by whom it’s attributed to. I’ll start you off with one that nearly had me wet my pants laughing when it was perpetrated on me:
“Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.”
– Sir Elton John
If I get the meaning here…
“They couldn’t hit an elephant from this dist-”
Ali, before being knocked out by Frazier.
Cute, but Frazier never knocked out Ali. He knocked him down once in their first bout, but Ali got right back up and finished the fight, which Frazier won by decision. Ali won their two rematches.
“Wipe them out… All of them.”
I like this game already.
“I knew it! I’m surrounded by a**holes!” - Papa Smurf.
“I feel a right tit”
Justin Timberlake
“I know what you’re thinking: “Did he fire six shots, or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk?”
Everything is funnier when said by Richard Simmons.
“C’mon, feel the noise.
Girls, rock your boys.
We’ll get wild, wild, wild.
Wild, wild, wild.”
-Dick Cheney.
“Never before have so many owed so much to so few.”
Thorn - Soylent Green
Oh, didn’t catch the “common use” part in the OP. Sorry.
“Wazuuuuuuuuup…”
Christ, to his homeboys after being dead for a bit.
Would it maybe be more fun if the first poster chooses a quote, and the next one attributes it? Just a suggestion.
“What’s up, Doc?”
Dr. Simon Campbell of Pfizer (considered by the American press to be the inventor of Viagra®).