The point of the game s to completely change the meaning of a famous quote using as few words as possible.
I’ll go first of course…
Brad Pitt to Ed Norton, Fight Club
“Hit ON me as hard as you can.”
“Do not go gentle into that good knight.”
“Friends, Romans, Hovercraft…”
“One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a party.”
“I did not have sexual relations with that Mormon…”
“It is fun to be in the same arcade with you.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945), in a letter to Winston Churchill
“Ask not what I can do for you, but what you can do for me”
“We shall bite them on the features”
“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their birthdays.”
John F. Kennedy
A small step for a man, a giant sheep for mankind
Neil Armstrong
I have in my hand a piece of leper
Neville Chamberlain
Don’t make me Ang Lee. You won’t like me when I’m Ang Lee
Bruce Banner
“Who bares grins”
SAS motto
Never have so many done so little so that so few could prosper.
I have nothing to offer but booze, oil, beers, and sweets.
“Four whores and seven beers ago…”
“Concentration is my motto - first honesty, then industry, then honesty.”
Andrew Carnegie (1835 - 1919)
“Revenge is a dish best served microwaved.”
“Shirley is a date that will live in infamy.”
“What baseball thru yonder window breaks…”
“Discretion is the better part of being a cab driver.”
Best World War I slogan:
“Making the world safe from democracy.”
“The road to hell is paved with a silver lining.”
“People who live in glass houses, shouldn’t.”
“Read my lips. Several new taxes”
Veni, video, vici.
[I came, I taped, I conquered]
Julius Caesar (100 BC - 44 BC)