Auld Lang Sequential Threads

**Malicious Castration
My wife moved out this weekend

200 Star Wars Stormtroopers marched in the rose parade.
It’s called democracy, you whisky-soaked skank

Another IE security hole
Woo! I got me my own African money scam e-mail!

Does this only work with Germany?
10 most dangerous toys of all time

Ask the cranky old malcontent
I passed! I passed!**

What would chemical weapons do to a zombie?
A question for doctors who perform circumcisions.

GQ:
**Adderall is supposed to be a stimulant??
Put cold water on your nipples, comrade
**In Russia, cold water stimulates you!

**Connoisseurs vs snobs

Let’s Talk Cigars
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State some controversial beliefs that you have
Duct Tape Bushes’ head, Shackle him to the floor, Shit on his flag and freeze the cunt

**What should I do with an annoying slinky?
Malicious Castration **

What great luck!
Federal politicians contaminated with chemicals, group says

**UFO Sighted In Chicago

HUGE plastic boobs! **

That’s odd, they’re usually described as Flying Saucers.

This actually came up after a search:

**If you post a thread on straight dope but get Zero replies, do you feel like a Loser? ** 08-13-2006 by What Exit?
**Yes ** 08-08-2006 by **dalej42 **

IMHO trifecta:L

**All right, fess up! Who’s black?
Is it offensive for me to refer to black people as “brothers?”
Does anyone actually object to “black”? **

**Odd and inappropriate things on children’s clothing

HUGE plastic boobs! **

**A Poll for Atheists.

Does Anyone Else Get Excited and Secretly Encourage Natural Disasters? **

BBQ Pit:
**They have an interesting conception of what “justice” means in Libya.
Duct Tape Bushes Head, Shackle him to the floor, shit on his flag and freeze the Cunt
**Why do Libyans hate America?

MPSIMS

What, no Perihelion Thread!
60 degrees in January

It’s not global climate change, it’s just a little touch of perihelion.

And the heavens poured forth onto New Jersey.
HUGE plastic boobs!
New York man needs a wheelbarrow…

Cafe Society:

**The mark of a chef
The SDMB book burning **

**Philosophically speaking: Would aliens care if we saw them or not?
UFO Sighted In Chicago **

Oh, godammit, I have to lose 25 pounds the Lazy Bitch way
HUGE plastic boobs!

Well, if it’s lightweight plastic, then I guess it could work…

A Poll for Atheists.
Why? Why? Why?

Care to make your questions more specific?

**Do you know someone that yells? How do you deal with it?

OMG! OMG! You HAVE to Check Out This Zune Ad!**