**Woo! I got me my own African money scam e-mail!
Unintended Outcome: A Girl’s Phone Number **
Dude, wise up! You’re not getting any money or any tail! They’ll get your personal details and empty your bank account, and you’ll wake up in a bath full of ice with a pain in your back and a scrawled note on your chest… :eek:
**When Texas Cheerleaders Go Bad. ==:o
Cheerleader/Rocket Scientist
**
“Do you know what city this rocket is aimed at, Mr. Bond?” Muffy asked the bound secret agent, tauntingly.
And the heavens poured forth onto New Jersey.
Well, That Was A Little Unexpected
** Can I freeze bananas?
They’re on Broadway but not in musicals
**
[sings]Yes, We Have No Bananas…[/sings]
**The Christmas Kitty
Prove it! **
Geez, this place is tough!
**All right, fess up! Who’s black?
Words that just sound dirty
**
I’ll probably go to Hell for that one. But it’s not racist – Dirty Blondes sound dirty, too.
IMHO
** Do You Consider Subway, McDonalds, Etc. As “Restaurants”?
Why? Why? Why?
**
Icky one:
** Words that just sound dirty
I slept in the same bed as my step-daughter. Please advise **
From GQ:
Appealing to spanish-speaking dopers.
What’s a “Sea”?
Si is Spanish for “yes”. Next question!
** Do you like hot/spicy foods? How hot and spicy do you like it?
Bland Curry–what am I doing wrong?
**
** Eating habits, a survey
Why? Why? Why?
**
Because it tastes good!
Because it tastes good!
Because it tastes good!
Israel Plans to Attack Iranian Nuclear Facilities
Thank you, Canada
Oh, sure, blame Canada.
When Texas Cheerleaders Go Bad. ==:o
Hot Mannequin Love Sends Detroit Man to Prison
You see, Your Honor, the cheerleaders had gone bad so what choice did I have?
I suspect this is a “you had to be there,” but for those who were, it should be hilarious:
**What’s the Most Jaw-Droppingly Tacky Thing You Have Bought?
Restoring the Foreskin**
107 year old man marries 30 year old woman
I got engaged today
Well congratulations! When’s the wedding? May? December?
** 107 year old man marries 30 year old woman
What’s the most jaw-droppingly tacky thing you can buy?**
** 107 year old man marries 30 year old woman
Socially awkward
I got engaged today
**
107 year old man good for multiple sequential threads!!
**Clever student writes two words and passes exam with an A
Restoring the foreskin.
**
The “the” doesn’t count.
**Clever student writes two words and passes exam with an A
Socially awkward
**
** Anyone up for a game of Diplomacy?
The historical action figure game**