From GQ:
Appealing to Spanish speaking Dopers
Irish or Gaelic “Hello”?
Uh, the languages are not that closely related!
** What Affects Ability to Drive Other Than Alcohol?
Federal Budget
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**Malodorous Effect of Rain on Clothing
Damn! I reek!
**
Come in out of the rain!!
**My Near Death Experience
I’m ready to strangle that self-proclaimed hairdresser who cut my hair. **
…now that the scissor cuts have healed up…!
**48 Years Old and I Got Hit On Twice in Less Than One Hour!
Where are the rewards in being a good person ?
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Cafe Society threefer"
**Dumbest game show answers
Again, Truth or Dare?
14 k of g in a f p d **
**Please… give me wedding advice!
I’m Going to Be REALLY Pregnant at My Wedding…EEEK!!!
**
IMHO:
What makes you feel uncomfortable?
A comfortable pop-out sofa bed?
Unpossible!
Restoring the foreskin.
What’s for dinner?
All together now…ewwwwwww.
IMHO:
**What makes you feel uncomfortable?
I’m Going to Be REALLY Pregnant at My Wedding…EEEK!!!
Convince me not to take steroids.
For Og’s sake, don’t show me, just TELL me!**
**So, tell me all about contact lenses
For Og’s sake, don’t show me, just TELL me! **
No, but look, if I just pop this one out - No, it doesn’t hurt when I poke myself in the eye like that… look, I’m sorry it grosses you out, but… okay, just lie down with your head lower than your feet for a bit, then. 
And…
**Need more fabric now
Restoring the foreskin. **
:eek:
GD:
**If you were (a) God, how would you suggest your existence?
The “Disappearance” of Down Syndrome Kids
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** Restoring the foreskin.
So, apparently they’re not called “King Dons” anymore…
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**Cool, a comet!
Describe it in three words
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How does an orgy happen?
Would you eat this meat?
I just saw this one too. My favorite!
(it seems that “Restoring the foreskin.” is actually quite useful for many of these.)
Calamari?
**48 Years Old and I Got Hit On Twice in Less Than One Hour!
Having short hair is weird.
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**Share your weirdness with the world…
I just want to encourage you to go out and donate blood.
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'cause, you know, weirdness is carried in the blood. Like AIDS.