Auld Lang Sequential Threads

**Why does God Permit…

Bush to announce new Iraq policy Wednesday
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Because God firmly believes in Separation of Church and State.

**Describe it in three words

Three Pigs Start Fire; Wolf Unavailable for Comment
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Straw, Sticks, Bricks

**Why did the chicken commit suicide?

Describe it in three words
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To get to the Other Side

Oh ---- “get Other Side”

IMHO:

How do you have sex with your dog?
A skilled swordsman with a Samurai sword vs a charging Kodiak Bear…

I don’t want to hear about your bestial sex fantasies, you freak.

** Restoring the foreskin.

Share your weirdness with the world…
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**How do you have sex with your dog?
How does an orgy happen? **

and moments later (I swear Sapo did it on purpose) :

**How do you have sex with your dog?
Dog owners/dog trainers **

And then…

**Men at the urinals: a poll [clearly, TMI]
Would you eat this meat? **

**Your Worst Experience of Being Hit On
What should I do with an annoying slinky? **

**Share your weirdness with the world…

Today is my birthday! I’m 137!
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**Spy transmitters hidden in Canadian coins?

They’re happy in Denmark
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Well, of course they are – they don’t have spy transmitters hidden in their coins!

**How does an orgy happen?
The Immaculate Conception **

**How do you serve your soft boiled eggs?

Lady Dopers some bra help please.
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**It’s Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi, Gandhi, GANDHI!!!

Piling On
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It’s a great big pile of GANDHI

From New Posts:

**Your Worst Experience of Being Hit On
How does an orgy happen? **

How do you have sex with your dog?

** Thoughts on birds of prey verses your family pets. **

**Conservative Checking In…

Shut Up and Move Over!
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** Cat on a Keyboard-A nonhijacked MMP
I am the Crazy Cat Lady of African Greys **

As someone once posted–There’s more pussy here than on some porn sites.

People having some nookie in public
Describe it in three words

“Outdoor Sex Romp”?

** Can the Republicans nominate someone who won’t make me barf?

Are you trying to discourage conservatives from staying at SDMB?
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