Does this top what the nutters in Florida have done? (Can’t say I’ve heard of anything like this before.)
I bet you’ll be able to get some real bargains on blow-up sex dolls in Cairns, Australia.
Interestingly enough, one of my exes moved to Cairns last summer.
Coincidence? I think not.
Hmmmm…a “love em & leave em” kind o guy.
Tell me more about our American perverts in Florida. Here in WI, we’ve had people convicted of having sex with a dead deer, and a human corpse – not the same people, either. The latter conviction was overturned (as was the corpse, probably) because it turns out it’s not illegal to have sex with a corpse in Wisconsin.
It is, however, illegal to have sex with a dead deer in Wisconsin.
Don’t leave out the best part! 
Yeah, it really sucks when you have to use a condom with a blow-up doll.
I heard of a case where the entire crew of a tramp steamer came down with the clap from sharing a blow-up doll.
How about a live one?
Last I heard, the dead deer guy was appealing because the dead human guys (there were 2 or 3 of them – um, it was a gang thing) got set free. The arguement was essentially one of fairness – how is it that someone who fucks a dead deer gets worse punishment than the ones fucking the human corpse?
If your referring to the 3 teens that were going to dig up the motorcycle accident lady for sex, they didn’t dig her corpse up. The charge of sexual assault has been deemed to apply to a corpse so that charge is back on for the teens.
Update on three disturbing teens.
I don’t know of anybody that tops this man from Brazil. He fucked and killed over 400 cows, plus apparently some horses before the cow spree.
Cow fucker of Brazil.
Yes, that was them – I hadn’t heard the charges were reinstated. That seems to fuck up the dead deer guy’s argument.
I thought the steam would sterilize the tramp?
How did that happen ?
I’ve come to the conclusion that the there is something very, very wrong with Aussies
Maybe thats where the myth of the Chupacabre came from?
The tale of the crew of the tramp steamer and the clapped-out sex doll was from Pier Head Jump, by Donn Pearce, and a very funny novel it was.
Originally posted by Boyo Jim: "it turns out it’s not illegal to have sex with a corpse in Wisconsin. "
This kind of narrows down my vacation plans. Previously I was going to take the family to Disneyland.
But how do they know he’s a PERVERT?
Thats why Wisconsin has such a low divorce rate
I would think it would widen your choices. Since you’re thinking about amusement parks, think of it this way – Wisconsin: we have rides like no others!