I like a world leader with a sense of humor. Glad that she, like Joss Whedon’s take on Mitt Romney, is preparing for the zombiepocalypse.
Business Insider? You have to take that with a case of salt. In other fantasy-news: UCLA is the most crime-ridden university campus in all the United States, and Android is the smartphone OS for people who don’t want to do anything with them. (Read: shopping and buying, which is apparently all that interests them. )
Really, I sometimes mistake it for The Onion.
So the world isn’t going to end? Phew.
Yeah but that means that a bunch of us are going to be on the dope when the day arrives. Its going to be 50/50 odds Im laying out, that half will be thrilled and half will be disapointed.
I wonder if we can recycle that rapture gag of leaving piles of clothing in random places.
Declan
It’s kind of like Cracked.com for people who are learning to write, but without the humor.
Note the words in the OP “sense of humor”… 
Anyway, I should have put this in MPSIMS.
I don’t think Julia Gillard has a sense of humour. It is the publicist.