Who are you anyway? Are you a mod or an admin? Do you know this to be fact? Proof? I’m on other boards just like this one and they have the options. Fine, if you don’t have the options, upgrade this mickey mouse board a little with the money pouring in from the paying customer because the customer is always right!
Beavis Cleaver. Please refer to my prevous post.
I have not dodged your actual question. I provided the answer that you did not like. The reality is that few people on this MB even want avatars, and, since they do drag on the server, the administration has no desire to implement them.
The last time we considered adding a couple of (non-moving) smileys, there were about as many calls to eliminate smileys as there were votes for all the different new smileys, combined.
This is a text medium and we’re not that excited about having flashing lights and bright colors detract from the actual language of the genuinely worthwhile posters.
If you find that offensive, then just move on to a board that likes such sideshows and you and we will all be happier.
This board is for people who find avatars and sigs annoying clutter. You too will mature to that point some day.
Maybe.
Beaver Cleaver, you don’t want to be here, we certainly don’t want you here, and you wouldn’t like it here. So go away.
Sometimes, customers are left. I have one who supports government wealth redistribution schemes.
Im not trying to start anything, I’m trying to get my av and sig up! That’s all!!!
And noone has ever handed me my own ass or spanked me! It’s all air claims and deciet! Im a Hall of Famer for a reason you know. They don’'t give that banner to anyone
I’m a member. If those features were available, we’d be able to choose them. If the owners of this board don’t want to offer them, it’s their choice. We COULD petition for them, but if you’d read some of the previous posts, you would realize that they are not popular.
Oh, and that “customer is always right” line? It’s bullshit.
On the evidence of, well, you - they give it to tossers. (whatever the hell it is)
You need spell & grammar checkers more than any silly pictures.
And you won’t get it, since this board is for people above the age of 15.
“They”?
Ok, let’s just pretend I’m buying this about the avs & sigs for a minute.
**Care to explain where the edit button is then? Hmm? **
You figure out a way to cover your ass with THAT other little problem while I go have brunch.
I’ll return shortly.
Well that’s not going to happen here, so you can give up that notion.
If they gave it to you, then yes they do.
Sorry, but this post simply confirms my suspisions of who you are and that I have indeed talked to you many times in the past. (If I am wrong, then it’s an honest mistake, as your style and content are dead on copies.)
You know for what reason(s) this board is set up. Many people have had no problem being able to both fit in and be unique. You can do the same, if you so choose. However, I don’t think you will choose that path.
I wish you well in whatever other evdeavors you may task yourself for in life, but you obviously don’t really want to be here as a Doper.
I now sign off of this trainwreck, NCB
Fuck!
Beaver. Are you mentally impaired? Can’t you grasp the concept of reason? There are reasons for the features you speak of being disabled. And even if there wasn’t it’s the prerogative of the people in charge. Do you visit posh restraunts and demand they employ lap-dancers?
Hey!
They’re breeding!!
Now it will notice that we don’t have those either. The list of demands will increase.
“And editing! I want to be able to edit!”
“Why can’t I link directly to a porn site? Whatareya, a buncha prudes?”
“Here’s my cool web site where you can buy my Hall of Fame banners!”
Hopefully, it’ll get lost in the dryer, too.
Can’t we apply Godwin’s Law yet?
Beaver, if you were half as clever as you claim you are, you would realize that metaphorically stamping your foot, holding your breath and wailing won’t accomplish your aim. If you want avatars, post a reasonable request in the appropriate place, add reasonable arguments and allow people to disagree with you.
And if you were half as knowledgeable about Internet forums and boards as you claim you are, you would know the Golden Rule of all boards, which is: read the rules on appropriate behaviour and stick to them. Only then people will take what you say seriously.
Didn’t see this 'til I posted my driveling lie (can I say it my penultimate post in this thread?).
Dude, one sock at a time!