Average Joe - Surprise! she went for the asshat.

Why does it always happen. Pretty girl, surrounded by smart men and she picks the asshat and then says that personality is what matters. She spends the most of the time talking about how personality and sense of humor are the things that are important to her, then she picks the one with neither. She spends the rest of the time leading the other guys on and wasting their time. Realty TV finally got it right.

Well, I’m not familiar with the tv show you’re talking about but usually when a woman tells you what she wants in a man; what she’s really telling you is what she wants from her gay (man) best friend.

Women have no clue what they want.
Disclaimer: Yes I just made some blanket generalizations; deal with it. I am fully aware that this is a faux pass here on the sdmb. Also keep in mind that there are exceptions to every rule.

I love and adore my gay (man) best friend, but he’s lacking at leastone of the vital qualities I look for in a man.

It’s spelled “fox paws” …no exceptions.

I thought it was cat’s paw.

I need a recap. I didn’t see it, but I just knew knew knew she’d be hooking up with the jackass.

You have to get an asshat that fits you perfectly in order for your ass to be best protected from the elements. Some people prefer their asshats have “personality”, but let’s not forget their primary purpose -keeping the rain, snow, and ass-invading insects off your ass and out of your ass-orifice.

I have NEVER gotten sucked into one of those shows before, but
started watching Average Joe. Asshat is the perfect word for the toad she seems destined to go with. I understand her not taking a liking to some of the guys, but this guy is a real pisser!
I lost all faith in her actually having a brain. (I WAS doubtful)

That’s a rather asstute observation.

I must say I am not impressed with Milena. She sent nice little Dennis away and kept that big jerkhole Zach. Feh. In fact, she sent all the ‘fat’ (the guy from Texas, the guy who looked like the TV Geek, the big giant cigar bar guy and the other bald-ish big guy) and ‘nerdy’ (Dennis and the little short & bald guy) guys away. And she’s not shallow. Right.
She was also all over Zach in the pool. He’s such an asshole.

Next week, there is supposed to be some big twist.

This is better suited for Cafe Society.

e.g. AJ topic.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=222641