Average Penis Size in the World

Sudan Strong!

Bolivia also strong… China is no longer a super power. How could you call yourself a super power with such pathetic small penises?

Hey, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander!

First the tsunami and now this?!

Can anyone figure out the source for these statistics? I don’t see it listed anywhere.

Seems to be from here.

Seems like Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Hungary (?), Ghana, and Cameroon all outrank Sudan. But the highest I see on there is the Congo at 17.93 cm (7.06 in). Not bad Congo, not bad.

Sudan Strong would be a fantastic name for a band. Or a porn star.


Not so good a name for a super hero, though.

They have pygmie tribes in Congo. Tripods.

We got beat by Canada?? 5.5 inches to 5.1

Must be the Moosehead Beer. :wink:

You can tell that a man designed this map - the measurements are all in metric so they look bigger.

So, why would Canadians have larger penises than Americans? Seriously. Does Canada have a disproportionately large number of some ethnic group that might have larger-than-average penises? The Scots, perhaps? Wouldn’t America’s larger percentage of people of West African origin boost our numbers?

That being said, those poor, unfortunate Indians and South Koreans.

If the Straight Dope were a country, its average would probably be several orders of magnitude larger than the Congolese, based on what 's claimed in so many threads.

Also, while Americans may only have middling penises, at least we have the biggest balls on the planet, amirite?

Perhaps Denmark should redesign its flag to make it more representative.

About three decades ago, an elderly patient at the hospital ( For those of a statistical bent: he was French-Canadian, quite elderly, and he was unsure who he was, where he was or why he was where he was) gave me, out of nowhere, this piece of wisdom:

“It ain’t the meat; it’s the motion”.

“Measuring up” to whatever standard you figure exists out there will lead to tears.
If the Significant Other thinks you are lacking because you’re not hung like Long Dong Silver,
your problems are deeper than you suspect.

an seanchai

Maybe I’m blind… but I can’t find it. Does it say anywhere what the world average is?

Once again, looks like I’m going to have to move to China.

That sounds like something someone with a small penis would say.:stuck_out_tongue:

All I know is I have to sit to urinate, because the doctor told me not to lift anything heavy.

Considering how much of the world’s population is in China, and how fast they are reproducing, their penises seem to be adequate for the task.

Ol’ Cecil used this exact phrase in a Straight Dope column at least 20 years ago…