AWESOME! I *can* drive drunk!

Dude! This is sweet!

I’ve always dreamed of going to a game, having too good of a time, and absconding with a Zamboni!

[HEADLINE] Drunken Doper leads police on 4.6 MPH chase down Main Street! Crowds line the streets in sheer awe, not knowing whether to run or stand still. One local resident, Agnes McGillicuddy says, “I’ve been 'round these parts since McKinley was in Warshington, and I don’t never recall ever seeing a car like that!” [/HEADLINE]

Hell yes, this is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week.

Tripler
. . . and just in time for playoff season, too!

The wet blanket in me notes that it would not have been quite so sweet if the Zamboni had actually crashed into anything and/or injured anyone.

The majority of me just wants to try it sober. :smiley:

“It’s a vindication for my client” - which in layman’s terms means, “what my client did was so stupid nobody ever thought we needed a law against it before now.”

That exactly what I said after my performance in Vice City while sloshed very closely resembled that while sober.

I now demand that RockStar add a zamboni to GTA4. If you’re driving one and the cops are after you, you can lower the resurfacer and send the patrol cars spinning. :smiley: