I for one, am greatful that Eve was talking about a dog obviously transported to this dimension from an earth that is a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland. When I saw the thread title, I feared she was actually gushing over a dog in such a manner. That would mean she had turned into Pwincess Pwecious and the onwy muhseefull thing to doos would be to twack her down and shoot her.
[Dr. Hibbert] I recomend fire, and lots of it![/Dr. Hibbert]
Dammit, no-one laughed at me, when I said it first!
And, yes, I am petty, why do you ask? 
As soon as things quiet down a bit at work, I am going to have our production manager print out a good color copy of L’il Sam (my printer at home isn’t that good), so I can have a framed copy at my desk to frighten passersby.
“Jesus—what the hell is that!?”
“Aw, that’s my new puppy—isn’t he cute?”
Me too, me too! After my last old pug died, I’ve decided not to get any more dogs, and I’m getting a bit tired of folks asking me if I’ve gotten a new puppy yet. Now I can just say yes and point to the framed Sam – that’ll shut 'em up. And kill their appetite for lunch.
Sweet wounded Jesus! Might as well shoot all the other contestants as long as Sam is still alive! Which means they have to worry for about five more minutes from the look of it.
They did a piece on Sam on the news tonight, and I must say, he didn’t look QUITE as scary on tv.
Claude would never tolerate it!
Whoever bred that dog should be fined.
I don’t think it’s quite fair that he won the ugliest dog contest. He’s obviously not a dog, but a
I call cheating.
Do people actually say this? The only other place I’ve heard it was in BatBoy-The Musical.
Well, I have a charmingly framed 5 x 7 photo of L’il Sam at my desk. People go by, skid to a double take, and go, “Jesus, Eve–what the hell isthat thing?!”
jesus titty fucking christ
what i wouldn’t give for a high-res copy of that.
I swear to God, I just laughed till I nearly peed myself. That thing is so ugly that he’s hysterical.
He’s going to be my new screensaver.
Yep, I got that from Bat Boy. It seemed appropriate given my reaction to Sam, which seemed exactly like that of the villagers to poor sweet Edgar.
Although Bat Boy cleans up to look like this! I don’t think Sam could ever look better even if he stops snarling.