They left out Joe Biden. Then again, Neil Kinnock hasn’t had much to say of late so Joe’s a little short on material.
You’re wrong. It’s GI Joe. The man’s a real American hero.
Joe Momma!
Apparently, Arizona has developed some sort of powerful douchebag magnet: a “douchemag”, if you will. It’s also equipped with an asshat attractor and a skeeve-quotient meter.
Joe Arpaio
Joe Miller
Joe the Plumber
…
Joe Palma
Joe Besser
Joe DeRita
Coincidence? I think not.
Joe Pesci
How will they all fit?
Brains first.
That was my father’s name!
:sobs inconsolably:
Not out of wedlock.
How did someone like a plumber get invited to a GOP event? I thought unions were against the rules now. Is he a non-union plumber?
Oh wait, he’s not even really a plumber is he?
All four of their Second Amendment solutions accidentally go off at the same time?
Wedlock, schemdlock, if I catch them in a lightbulb, I’m throwing the switch!
Joe Goebbels? Joe Stalin? I think we have a winner!
(Arapaio – ah, the guy who thought “adequate nutrition” was moldy bread and rancid meat. Great guy.)
Also, his name isn’t even really Joe.
Meteor strike? Tunguska-esque blast? Earthquake?
Sandworms?
Zombies. Starving for brains.
If they show up at this event, they’ll likely remain hungry.
Nonsense, I’m sure they can whip up some sloppy Joes.
Well look. Here come de Judge.
Go ahead. Socket to me.