Axl Rose 2006: Yesterday's Got Nothin For Him-But Old Pictures From When He Was Trim

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Look at this photo to see what (allegedly) became of the “Last True Rock Star”.

From pop metal to ‘give it up, pops’ in 14 years (of silence & pain that are gone forever & he’ll never have again). Let’s see, by my tally that’s:
1 cap to hide the balding dome (and botched transplants),
A 2XL banana colored (‘hey look at me, I’m a thug’) jacket,
3 mood rings (that accurately reflect his schizophrenia),
A 4 pound necklace (probably on loan from Darryl DMC McDaniels)
& Several chins (that goatee is hiding at least 2 of them)Anyone else envision an upcoming tour with Vanilla Ice and Kevin Federline?

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Anyone else thinks he looks a bit like Danny Bonaduce? I bet it pisses axel off a bit that Slash looks pretty much the same as he always has…

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He’s also supposed to have gotten quite a bit of botox.

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Truly, my first thought. . .he looks like Bonaduce.

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No kidding. To the point that his skin looks like a chamois cloth stretched out over a balloon.

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Assuming that he didn’t actually join the White Aryan Resistance, I wonder what the letters on his cap mean.

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This is the Axl that recorded “My World.” There is no doubt.

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“Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green
And I got man-titties…”

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I’d also point out he got those rings from one of those plastic-bubble filled supermarket dispensers. That’s 75 cents worth of glory on those talented fingers.

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I’d like to say that, though he does bear a passing resemblance in the eyes, I don’t see anything to indicate that is supposed to be Axl Rose other than the picture title.

Why would I believe that? There’s alot of people that look like celebs.

I need to see more substantial evidence that’s infact Axl before I’ll believe it.

Sorry.

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Go to a news site and find more pictures-it’s him all right. He’s not aging well-like I said, he’s been hitting the botox and collagen pretty hair and sporting cornrows.

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My eyes!

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Nope. Axl Rose is frozen in time, like this. . . . well, at least in my private bedtime movies. . . . THIS–this is Meat Loaf with a bad dye job. Right?

Right?

Mommy I’m scared.

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I am guessing that the “W.A.R.” on his hat stands for [William ‘Axl’ Rose](William ‘Axl’ Rose).

(I’ve gotten a Belgian cousin whose real name is Axel.)

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Sorta looks like Jamie from Mythbusters to me. :eek:

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That’s it! That’s who I was thinking he looks like! Couldn’t get it to materialize in my brain, thanks.

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My first thought was “Mark McGuire”.

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Booyahkasha!! Ali G himself would be offended!

William Anakin Bailey has fully transformed into Darth Axl…

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I thought that it was a file foto/tribute pic of Darren McGavin!

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Holy carp!

Well I guess we all get old, but I can’t believe this guy is the same guy pictured in the OP. I mean the guy in the OP link is a guy who goes to the same bowling alley bar every Saturday night, alone, to shoot darts and hit on middle-aged alcoholic skanks…well, I guess that’s Axl.