Let’s invent one. It could be like the HUMANCENTiPAD.
This may not be what you’re after, but
Les Paul Newman
Michael Vick Damone
Dick Clark Kent
Barefoot Jerry Springer
ahem …
Where do you think he got his first name, anyway?
Yes?
If other Dopers, whose screen name fits the OP, don’t speak up here, should we list as many of them as we can think of?
Meanwhile:
Jesse James Garner
Chief Dan George Gobel
Thomas Jane Goodall
Perhaps you are being czarcastic?
Not short for “Krugerrand”, eh?
Typhoid Mary Queen of Scots?
Ebenezer Scrooge McDuck is probably cheating.
Moi?
Bob Hope Lange
Ralph Terry Bradshaw
Jackie Robinson Crusoe
Joe Louis Jordan
Phillip K. Dick Tracy
John Deere Abby
Stephen King Kong
Dirk Benedict Arnold
Clark Kent Allard(Super Shadow!)
Ian Stewart Copeland
James Dean Martin
Kobe Bryant Gumbel
Dean Martin Luther King Jr
Daniel Craig Ferguson
Amy Grant Hill
Ayn Rand Paul Ryan. Three in one, now we have a HUMANMILLiPED. 
Ayn Rand Paul RYAN.
Patrick Henry James Taylor Swift.
On edit: Anais Nin Ja Rule!!!
Bruce Wayne Gretzky --solves crime and scores goals!
Horatio Nelson Muntz
Mathew Broderick Crawford
Actually apparently not. I think it is just a family name.
Ron Paul McCartney
Harry S Truman Capote
Taylor Swift Boat Veterans
Doctor Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp de Bomp sha Bomp
Sara Jessica Parker Posey
Sid Caesar Salad
Imogene Coca Puffs