It’s been years since Beavis & Butthead got cancelled, and we still seem to be living with the repurcussions. I’ve seen TWO posts in as many days that have quoted B&B, almost directly.
I’ll be quite blunt (since no one else except the usual right-wing knuckleheads seemed to be): Beavis & Butthead was the worst excuse for a cartoon I have ever seen. Its entertainment value was exactly zero. It was the first TV show I’ve ever seen where I could not even come up with a single good reason for its existence. Not simply the fact that I couldn’t bear to watch it (actually, a lot of shows fit into this category), or that it was unspeakably idiotic (so’s I Am Weasel most of the time and it manages to be funny), but that I could not even imagine a reason why anyone at all would want to watch it…except kids, who usually will watch anything.
It wasn’t funny. It wasn’t coherent. It wasn’t topical. It wasn’t sharp or witty (c’mon, how much imagination does it take to come up with “This sucks”?) It definitely wasn’t realisitc. Its title characters did not interest me in the slightest and were endlessly annoying. The episodes didn’t have any point. The music video reviews, if you can call them that, consisted of the same tiresome, inane dialogue that B&B spewed out the rest of the time.
Had MTV tried to release this completely insane project in the 80’s, it would have crashed and burned within a week. Unfortunately, an utter lack of quality is no longer sufficient to destroy a show, and because B&B wasn’t an instant, colossal failure, it somehow caught on. And you should have seen some of the letters from supposedly intelligent people defending the show. I had not seen such blatant spin since…well, the last Presidential address.
It wouldn’t be so bad, though, if those goddam horribly-drawn reprobates would just go away. Howard Stern is no longer a household name, Rush Limbaugh’s career is slowly fading, and Andrew Dice Clay’s 15 minutes went up ages ago. Why not B&B? What’s so compelling about the worst cartoon in history that some people feel a need to preserve its memory?
What the hell am I missing? Anyone?