Not that I wish to reopen (“You typed 'reopen”! Huhhuhhuhuh!") old wounds, but I just saw the entry for Beavis and Butthead on http://www.jumptheshark.com (“You typed 'jumptheshark”! Huhhuhhuhhuh!"), and I’m really sorry, but that damn monkey just won’t get off my back (“You typed ‘back’! Huhhuhhuhhuh!”)
I’ll get right to the point…I find it absolutely mind-blowing that this show continues to get such universal adoration. I have yet to see ONE criticism of this show anywhere (that wasn’t just a “TV is evil” tirade) including the Web, and believe, me, I looked. Nobody hates this show. Nobody. For any TV show to have absolutely no detractors is amazing in itself, but I could not dream of a show more undeserving than Beavis and Butthead.
It seems that most people, even on these boards, can’t understand how anyone could not like B&B. Well, I never thought I’d have to do this, but okay, I’ll spell it out for y’all:
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The endless, mindless chuckling. Madness. Irritating. Pointless. Irritating. Wasted far too much time. Did I say irritating?
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The music video critiques, punctuated by liberal use of the words “cool” and “suck”, which was presumably incredibly witty and cutting-edge.
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The, ahem, “satire”. Which consisted of B&B spewing out endless insults and doing a bunch of crazy stunts. Ha ha! Lookit what losers they are! They’re such big losers, MTV centers every episode around them and shows everything they do!
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The supposedly funny gags. You know, things like setting a cat on fire or…dropping a heavy object on something from a bridge. Nearly all of it with no repercussions whatsoever for the idiots. (Look, if you wanna hold them up as what kids are not supposed to do, it’s best not to make it look like real-life kids can get away with it, all right?)
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The dialogue. Ugh. Jokes that were stale about halfway through elementary school being touted as acceptable form of entertainment. Puh-leeze.
No, it wasn’t the violence; there’s nothing wrong with violence so long as it’s handled right. It wasn’t the politics; The Simpsons handled this volatile subject brilliantly on many occasions. It wasn’t the stupidity; some of my favorite comedies had an abundance of dumb, goofy humor. It wasn’t the animation; South Park, which was even more crudely animated, used to be great (why I don’t think it’s great anymore is another thread). It was the lack of any reason to keep watching. It was the inability to resist the monumental urge to change the channel. This was, without a doubt, the most unwatchable program I’ve ever seen. I could NEVER sit through a whole episode. Even Married With Children wasn’t this intolerable; I watched at least four episodes in their entirety.
As Roger Ebert wisely noted in his review of Malcolm X, it has to be entertaining before it can be anything else. I do not find insane chuckling entertaining. I do not find half-baked music video reviews entertaining. I do not find the antics of a couple of complete reprobates, presented in ANY context, entertaining. Granted, it’s possible for almost any subject to be made entertaining, but simply throwing it all together and expecting us to like it isn’t the way to do it.
And nobody else found B&B irritating. Nobody else found it unfunny. Nobody else thought it was anything other than the pinnacle of entertainment. Nobody was happy to see it go. Not. One. Single. Person.
“But Darrell, it has masturbation jokes! And dead-end jobs! And flatulence! And these are all screamingly funny! Don’t you understand?” Well, no, I don’t. And I don’t see why I should be the one making the effort. When I watch a program, I expect it to entertain me, not the other way around. Good lord, I have enough problems in my life without having to psych up for a lousy cartoon.
Well, I’ve spelled out my concerns, and now I’m praying that someone could put my mind at ease. I know that some of you liked this cartoon. I don’t have a problem with that. What I want to know is why everyone else does. Why no one ever thought it was irritating. Or unfunny. Or a waste of time.
I need answers, dammit. This is driving me crazy. Help me…please.
(Oh, and mods, I know this is a bit “ranty”…though not as virulent as it could have made it, believe me…so move it to the Pit if you have to.)