I just heard on the morning news that a woman gave birth to a baby inside of a Wal-Mart. I didn’t catch where.
I wonder if they’ll name the baby “Wallace Martin”?
Hey they should write a book about this then turn it into a movie!
Oh, wait…
(Another fine example of life imitating art. :p)
People will do anything to justify that “10 items per client” thing.
Just produce another client on the spot, and you’re clear!
I heard it was born at 9 pounds, six ounces but marked down to 7 pounds 10 ounces.
I guess I’m not that culturally aware. There was a movie about a baby being born in a Wal-Mart?
Clean up on aisle 5.
This oughta put Lee County, GA on the map! Yep, folks it happened right here in Swampy’s home sweet home place.
I am so proud!
Harumph! I wouldn’t be caught dead having my child delivered at Wal-Mart. My kid would be born at Target or not at all.
Max hold out for Circuit City. Who knows, ya might get a big screen tv and other cool electronics out of that deal.
If it had been at K-Mart…oh, what a Blue-Light Special that would have been.
But since the kid was born at Wallmart, he will prove to be a shoody baby, that costs too much.
She should keep the receipt.
I meant “shoddy”. :smack:
Ah, that’s a rule I’ve not seen, at least not in those words. Here in the U.S. it’s usually “10 items or less”, period, with no mention of “per person” or “client” or whatever.
Which is probably a good thing, since we’d go into the store in groups of 10, each get 10 things, and pay for em in one swell foop…