I’ve heard that reformed sinners make the best Christians.
Antiochus: There was an old Saturday Night Live bit where Lorne Michael’s was told “You can’t give noogies to the Virgin Marry.” He replied:
That’s not the Virgin Mary. That’s Gilda Radner playing Lisa Looger playing the Virgin Mary with a pie plate on her head.
“Sorry I took your baby Jesus. It was a childish prank,” the perpetrator said in a handwritten note. “As far as his new color, I thought I would point out that Jesus was not an Aryan but actually a man of color. Although you probably knew this but would rather not be reminded.” The thief added that the paint job was “not some sort of racial thing … actually I’m white. But I know what color Jesus was.”
—It wasn’t so much the paint job they minded, but he was now rigged up to get down on one knee and sing “Mammy” . . .
I thought you were suppossed to shellac after the staining.
Does this mean that Jesus has to sit at the back of the church now?
And if Antiochus was serious . .
Puhleeze, sugar. Aftger all the crap you Jeezers inflict on others, you can jolly well take a little ribbing.
He replaced the Baby Jesus with *a lawn jockey[/1]??!
:eek:
Why is that plaster Jesus dressed up as a jockey? A reference to that “White Horse” bit from Revelation?
Crap. Way to screw up a post.
Steal my thunder, will you, Uvula?
Stop that, lest I smite thee.
Verily, thou hast smote me already, Larry, forcing my fingers to mistype my italics! I am in awe of thy craft!
Around here, vandals have the decency to replace the purloined Baby Jesus with a bathroom scale. Even though the Kid is gone, you can still get a weigh in a manger.
Bend It With Bejeezus?
Ouch! That’s gotta be better than getting a whey in the manger. Unless, of course, you’re a Kurd.
(Where’s that wincing smiley?)
The Bible did say he was visited by Three Wise Men.
“Is this really the blood of Christ? Man, this guy must have been tanked 24-7…”
And I thought it was funny when my dad said some little boy at church tried to take Baby Jesus home with him!