Eve
December 29, 2003, 2:36pm
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(1010 WINS) (Plainview) A statue of the Baby Jesus has been returned to a Plainview, Long Island church after it was missing for part of the weekend. The statue was reported missing from the Nativity scene at Saint Pius The Tenth Roman Catholic Church after the five pm mass on Saturday. Monsignor Domenick Graziadio says a parishioner who was bike riding saw the statue in a gutter on Washington Avenue, about one block from the church on Sunday morning. Graziadio says the statue had a scrape on the head and the knee.
—Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. It’s those shepherds he’s been hanging around with. Bad influence.
plnnr
December 29, 2003, 2:46pm
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“Drink ye all of this; for this is my Blood of the New Testament, which is shed for you, and for many, for the remission of sins. Do this, as oft as ye shall drink it, in remembrance of me, but only if you were born before this date in 1982 and have proper ID.”
*Originally posted by plnnr *
SPLORK!!
Gee, thanks. I just nased Coke all over my keyboard when I read that. When will I ever learn to not read STMB while drinking?
*Originally posted by plnnr *
if6was9
December 29, 2003, 4:47pm
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Why doesn’t that baby Jesus call? For all we know he could be face-down in a gutter somewhere.
Ah, the scourge of alcoholism. I guess this is Jesus’ cross to bear.
I hear he’s a martyr to it.
lieu
December 29, 2003, 8:26pm
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I’d preferred not to think of the Blood of Christ as having come from a kneecap.
So THAT’S what he was doing between the ages of twelve and thirty! Guess the partying is plentiful when you can turn water into booze at will.
BarnOwl
December 29, 2003, 10:24pm
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Shame on you, Eve, for mocking Jesus. And shame on the rest of you, as well.
*Originally posted by Antiochus *
Well, we’re not the ones who got him drunk and told him he could get a cheap squeeze from his date by hiding his dong in a bag of popcorn.
raz
December 29, 2003, 11:26pm
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Oh hell, Antiochus , lighten up. What do you really expect from the fine people that frequent these message boards?
Surely Antiochus is just joking with us right? Just a big ‘whoosh’
Eve
December 30, 2003, 1:06am
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*Originally posted by Antiochus *
Oh, please. It would be just as funny if it were a statue of Santy Claus or the Easter Bunny or Buddha.
OK, well, maybe not just as funny . . .
So now we know the answer to that eternal question, WWJV?
Answer: In the gutter
I’ll bet he was crying, got lost, and tripped over a leper.
*Originally posted by Antiochus *
OK, since the Jeez is apparently off limits, guess it’s time to mock Antiochus !
Oh. I thought the title of this thread was “Baby Jesus goes in a blender.”
Never mind.
hehe I didn’t see that coming (and neither did my monitor) :o