Baby Wigs - vanity starts early these days.

Whats next? Baby makeup and high heels?

Seems a bit silly to me. But people are buying these things.

As if there wasn’t enough baby accessories to buy. moustache-themed pacifiers? What? Really?

I class that as abusive head trauma.

I remember when baby wigs were a joke on Designing Women.

I dunno, they are kind of stupid, but not any stupider than the ridiculous headbands people routinely put on babies. One way or another, every parent in the end dresses their kid for their own amusement.

And the mustache pacifiers are kind of amusing. Most pacifiers are screen-printed with something. I don’t see how a mustache is any sillier than a little duckie or whatever.

Eh. My Mom used to have to tape a bow to my head to let people know that I was a girl. People had trouble identifying my gender until I was 12. I have no problem with a baby wig as a fun accessory. It won’t stay on long anyway – I’m always amused watching babies pull their hats off. Sometimes they get quite aggressive, and will repeatedly throw the hat on the floor. I’m sure the wig will suffer the same fate.