Now, I can relax just a little:
- At the pool, I only wear my chemical weapons suit when my neighbor’s 7-year-old has been in it.
- I have switched my Stinger battery from “auto-fire” to “page operator before firing”.
- I will reduce my secret denunciations to government agents by at least 50%.
- Big wardrobe changes ahead in the orange-yellow transition.
All the Dopers from New York City laugh with the brittleness of Tracy Lord in THE PHILADELPHIA STORY
Still orange and holding round these parts, baby!
They call me Mellow Yellow
Quite rightly…
Good thing – I was afraid we were all going to have to reapply our cheap self-tanner, but since it’s all fading to yellow by now anyway, we’re good.
Kat
5
I bought lemon Italian Ice.
Threat levels:
Low = Apple Green
Guarded = Berry Blue
Elevated = Lemon yellow
High = Orange Orange
Severe = Cherry Red
More proof that the DHS is a bowl of fruit loops.