It is my second day back at work, I’ve been here for 26 minutes and already I’m cruising the boards. Talk about a serious addiction. I would’ve been here on my first day back but the net connection was down.
Bubbaleechie is with my MIL and we wont be reunited until 11pm tomorrow, already I’m feeling the separation and missing holding her. But to be honest I’m also on a baby free high, I can go out and do what I want without having to worry about that extra human being. For the next 32 hours I can make a cup of tea and drink it whilst still hot, I have TWO hands free to do whatever I wish with.
I CAN HAVE SEX AND NOT BE INTERRUPTED BY A SCREAMING BABY!! 
Not whilst at work of course! but now the whole Internet (or at least anyone who reads this OP) will know what Leechboy and I will be up to tonight.
But for now I’m going to enjoy the peace of the office and catch up on all the gossip I’ve missed in the last two months 