Back the heck up! I've got PMS and a loaded Pizza that I'm not afraid to use!!!

I just ate 6 pieces of pizza!!!.

For those of you not in the know, thats more than half a pizza.

That’s about 5,000,000 calories worth of pizza!

That’s enough pizza to feed a small village for a MONTH!

Ah. PMS. Giving women everywhere the rare ability to eat their own body weight in cheese…

I think I’m glad I haven’t eaten any pizza for some time now, and that I’m leaving the house in twenty minutes.

Seriously though, I hope you feel better soon. PMS… ain’t it a bitch sometimes? (having just gone through it myself)

F_X

I’m almost too afraid to ask: How would you “use” the pizza you’ve already eaten?

sam honey - I’ve still got ***ONE AND A HALF PIZZAS LEFT!!!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!***

Ahem. I’ll be fine. Tomato/mushroom, anyone?

Pizza smizza.

PMS is all in the mind, anyway pfft.

OW!! STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!

<Flings slice of pizza at sam>

::THWAADAP!::

Hot pizza burns you know…

PMS…ahhh…the only reason to eat a tin of kippers, left over Easter candy, a bag of Funyons and a double cheeseburger. My sister told me the cure for cravings: popcorm mixed with M&Ms… saltysugary.

I’ll never forget the time I saw my friend eat a spring roll the size of a canoe, all thanks to PMS…

I can eat a whole pizza with no PMS whatsoever. In fact I did today. Not only am I nice and full, I’m completely non-bitchy as well. :smiley:

sigh…QED, what did we tell you about replacing food with smokes?

The last time I had PMS, there was a LOT of birthday cake involved…

Ah, yes, PMS–that time of the month when women get to behave the way men behave all of the time.

<snort>

Now I’m on the hunt for chocolate. Or pudding…YES! PUDDING

Ummmm - puuuuddddddiiiinnnngggg…

<*Cue Lionel Richie>

::Cus you’re once, twice, three times a shwank,
I loooove you…::*

Ha ha ha ha! That was good… had a good laugh when I read that. Thanks!

Ohhhh…I thought you’d said “replacing food with SEX”. Which I didn’t do.

Oh well, no matter. The point is, I’ve not had even one ciggie in over 72 hours. Go me!

Hey! Bravo!

NOW GIVE ME SOME FREEKIN’ CHOCOLATE YOU POOH-POOH HEAD!

Ahem. Sorry - that was the PMS talking…
:smiley:

Yes, ma’am!!! I’m so glad my English sweetie has precisely zero PMS (or PMT as she calls it). I’m a lucky guy! :smiley: