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[CalMeacham]

A while back I posted about Teddy Babes:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=432736&highlight=Teddy+Babes

My wife sleeps with a long “bolster” pillow. Recently, I used one, and found it very soothing to hold onto (I love holding onto Pepper Mill, too, but she gets warm in the night, and we both move around a lot. And prefer different amounts of cover.)
So I commented that a way to REALLY sell the idea to bachelors would be to put boobs on such a pillow. And maybe a butt.
So I looked, and Damned if someone hasn’t already done this:

http://teddy-babes.com/home.html

They also have removable and cleanable vaginas. I am floored. They do look a lot less creepy than nflatable dolls, but having one of these around (among other vthings, they’re procey) has to qualify you as a high grade of loser.

I went back and looked at the site last night, and saw something new (or at least, something I missed before). Scroll through “Models”, and at the end you have…

…a VAMPIRE Teddy Babe.
With fangs.

And yellow eyes with (I think) slit pupils.

Just the thing after you’ve read a few Anne rice books, or something.

[CalMeacham]

Since no one has replied, Bump (no Grind)

[CalMeacham]

Sonya: Vampire Mistress of the Night:

http://teddy-babes.com/sonya.html
I like the bat-shaped pubic 'do.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

And we yell at dogs for humping pillows.

[JRDelirious]

Bwuh… :eek:

…The. Hell. …?
Boy, if this isn’t proof that you should never ask “what will they think of next”… I wonder if the guys at the Defense Department in the 60s who thought of financing the creation of the Internet, or Tim Berners-Lee when he thought up the Web, ever foresaw that we’d be using the medium to discuss and trade in these things…
I absolutely MUST send the link to the “vampire” plushy to my friend who has played a vampire in cheap horror vids. For that alone I must thank you, Cal!

[ultrafilter]

Huh.