I’d mentioned Teddy Babes in two previous threads. These are sub-lfe-sized plush female “pillows” with ample breasts and buttocks, and working vaginas. They don’t reside in the “uncanny valley” that inflatable dolls do. (Links disarticulated, 'cause they’re NSFW. Unless your workplace doesn’t mind anatominally correct naked women dolls.):
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=432736&highlight=Teddy+Babes
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=451030&highlight=Teddy+Babes
I thought they’d reached the ultimate last time, when I wrote about their Vampire Teddy Babe, but they’ve gone further.
They’re now making FURRY Teddy Babes. I guess that’s not entirely unexpected.
They come in Cheetah and Bunny. Complete with tails. And working vaginas.
Now you can feel slightly less weird when indulging your plushie fixation.
(Link disarticulated, 'cause they’re NSFW. Unless your workplace doesn’t mind anatominally correct naked women dolls.)