Bacon in my toolbox

For all you bacon fans out there. I gotta get one of these…

When bacon becomes a tool, only tools will have bacon.

You’re tellin’ me.

Another characteristic of the ol’ bacon lance is that the more it heats up, the more rigid it becomes.

Pork: The other white-hot meat.

That sounds like the title of a country music song.

WhatEVAR.

You want to impress me? Make a torch out of gelatto.