Yeah, bed.
Someone (some jerk) dumped a nasty mattress at my gate.
First..could they have not drove further down the road? Still my road. Would have still have had to remove it ourselves. But it wouldn’t be at the gate.
Second..you know you can take it to the dump, right?
Third.. possibly don’t dump your paper trash at the same time. We know your name and address and your bank needs a word with you about a few overdrafts. FYI.
I’d make a police report, but I hold no hope in my heart that would do anything but cost me a lot of time and trouble.
Let’s shame you on Facebook. (?)
Actually my daughter found the person on there. I don’t think I’d have her call them out, tho’. I don’t like that stuff.
Alas, my son took it to the dump. $7 lost forever.
(PS..discourse doesn’t like my title)
Could have been an accident: Someone’s moving and the mattress fell out the back in transit. Losing a mattress seems really careless/clueless and wait until they get where they’re going.
Years ago, I was helping a lady friend of mine move and I was third car in line in the caravan, when the pickup in front went around a curve and one drawer of her makeup table slid open and reams of her papers/pix/what have you flew out all over downtown Baltimore. I honked, I was ignored. She was livid.
Where were they gonna live? The woods?
You can get to the next county but it’s the long way and it’s funny you can’t dump old mattresses that direction.
Just like Beck to complain about a Free Bed! 
Today we got the rest of the bed. A box spring and part of a table.
I wonder if they’ll drop off the personal safe from the floor boards. Now that might be fun.
Son-of-a-wrek is sorely tempted to contact these people.
Interestingly, in Chicago where I live, you cannot drive to the city dump as Joe/Jane Citizen. There is no public access to the dumps. You have to arrange (and probably pay) for a pickup to have it hauled away.
Yeah. They get really assy around here at dumps.
They tried to stop regular folks dumping at the approved dump ground. You could call and if they have time and truck coming your way they’d pick it up. Then at the next month your garbage bill raised up a big hunk.
Well this made folks real mad. So the dumping on private roads increased. Exploded you might say.
Gnashing of teeth and rending of garments and the PTB changed this to you having to pay at the gate. They check your load and turn away certain things. So it’s never for sure you’ll leave your load with them.
$7 dumps a mattress it seems.
We do not have garbage pick up. Everything we toss has to be assessed. Burn, bury or haul to the dump.
You know where the Lone Ranger takes his garbage, right?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!